⚓ The Family Pirate Launches!
Welcome to our retro internet hub! All services are now live. IRC, MUD, Gopher, and Finger protocols are ready for exploration. Join us in keeping the old ways alive!
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Ye've discovered a treasure trove of retro internet protocols and services! This here be a digital port where the old ways of the net still thrive. Chart yer course through our waters and explore the classics of cyberspace.
Real-time chat with fellow sailors. Join channels, run bots, and communicate the old-school way.
Multi-User Dungeon awaits! Adventure in a text-based world. Explore, battle, and build yer legend.
Dig through the ancient Gopher protocol. Browse files and directories like it's 1991.
The finger protocol - find out who's aboard and read their .plan files. Simple, elegant, vintage.
Retro web tools and toys! Make blinkies, generate ASCII art, create banners, and more.
Bulletin Board System - classic message boards, file areas, and door games from the golden age of dialup!
Try yer hand at the ship's terminal. Explore commands, discover easter eggs, beware the traps!
Welcome to our retro internet hub! All services are now live. IRC, MUD, Gopher, and Finger protocols are ready for exploration. Join us in keeping the old ways alive!
Create custom blinkies and 88x31 buttons for your website. The cafe will feature thousands of retro graphics and a custom generator tool.
An ARG spanning all our services! Find clues hidden in IRC MOTD, MUD rooms, Gopher holes, and DNS records. First to find the treasure wins eternal glory!